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Thursday, 22 February 2018

Animals Swallowing Government Money, Here’s How Nigerians React on Twitter (Number1 Will Shock You!)


 

Most Nigerians have been flabbergasted while others inveigled on how animals are gradually stealing the country’s funds.

A developing story, Senator Shehu Sani, who’s representing Kaduna central, yesterday stated that N70 million belonging to northern senators was missing and taken by monkeys at Senator Adamu farm in Nasarawa State.

However, some are saying that ‘animals’ are being used by unscrupulous persons as a ploy to cover up their evil deeds as corruption seems to be taking bolder steps in the country, others wondered if those behind such tales think Nigerians are foolish and gullible

Here are some of the reactions from Nigerians on twitter, see below:

Snake to Monkey: Why would you take ₦70million? Monkey to Snake: I have never been your mate! Can’t you see your shadow in Me?? was ₦36 Million not enough! Rat to Snake: Baba Snake, Abeg leave me make i no die because it wasn’t my fault that i didn’t see any money at Buhari’s office

@Dandiko: Oh, I love this country someday our kids will wake up to news headlines like this; BREAKING NEWS; “EFCC uncovers 30bn in an apartment in Ogba Zoo, Monkey claims money belongs to Snake. Efforts to reach snake have been abortive as Rodents chase Search party out of zoo.”

@priye :Alaye: Since Nigeria is gradually turning into the Animal Kingdom, I’m patiently waiting for tortoise to come out of no where and cunningly collect the money from monkey & snake and then turn all the other animals against each other. Nigeria is a mess.

@Incredible Myno: Now that snake has swallowed our money, monkey has also ran away with our money. I advice you people to sell this country and share the money before lion will come and swallow CBN.

 

@Enang: God please, when it’s time for you to transform me into animals that SWALLOW or even take our Nigerian money (python & monkey so far); in your infinite mercy, change me into a real big lion or tiger .I promise to take enough to cover my 7th generation.amen.

@David Tobi: But this politicians think we are foolish, no wonder we are considered a Zoo country, you cant even say this as fact.

 

 

@Official silke: Snake swallowed 36million naira..Monkey swallowed 70million naira..If you have money in your First Bank account, withdraw everything before the elephant swallows it.

 

@James Lala: like seriously what do politicians take us for, do they think we are that gullible, first it was rat in Aso rock, then Snake took JAMB money, now monkey taking N70m, when the average Nigerian cant even afford three square meal.

 

@Sunmi: “Monkey swallows N70 Million of Northern senators forum money” . Nigerian politicians, una bad.

 

@Leke Ade: Since Nigeria is gradually turning into the Animal Kingdom, I’m patiently waiting for tortoise to come out of no where and cunningly collect the money from monkey & snake and then turn all the other animals against each other.

 

@Anietie: From snake to monkey ‘swallowing’ huge sums of money, they’ve finally turned the once ‘Giant of Africa’ to a steady source of comic relief and fountain of ridicule. Pathetic.

 

@Sir Derrick: monkey swallow money again? am using first bank account and there logo is elephant, my chest is doing me somehow.

 

@Nerdi Dami: Na monkey chop money now? Please how can I be deported from this country, I just want to leave!

What’s you own say? Do comment below and let your voice be heard!!!!

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